queefsweat:

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"they fried me yung they said ‘how ya glasses stay on ya face if ya ears is at the top of ya shit’ eem the teacher was dyin"

(Source: queefdollaz, via msktetz)

180mph:

White ppl jokes are tired. Lets make fun of the green ppl

^What a fucking idiot

vanhoenheim:

unclefather:

bobbyhoying:

vua:

silumia:

A tattoo with an anchor saying ‘I refuse to sink’

a judgemental person that should respect other peoples choices!!!!!!!!!

A rabbit with bionic legs that has an incredible tolerance for alcohol

A big dad that scares other dads into eating bugs for fun

I’ve missed something here.

(via alannalopolis)

ptrslbrmn:

"Famous from a sex tape"

More like rich from someone leaking her sex tape against her will and then famous because of all the money she made from the lawsuit and her tv show? And all her other smart business decisions? Sit your bitter ass down

(via sxtxrx)